Firstly, I want to say: Damn you all.

Not you my dear readers, of course not. Now who am I damning? Well, read on.

From the heart: Damn you, this is MY holiday. And I chose to do what I damn well please. Threaten me will you? Hold a knife to my throat and force my head down? Put a test before me and tell me it'll be counted, and I better study during the holidays?

*A whole string of expletives*

I don't give a damn. You hear me? That is MY rule. This is MY life. I live it MY way. The more you force, the harder I fight. Oh no, yes, I seem to bow, but careful! You do not want to face an enemy who smiles at you.

So this is my holiday, leave me alone. I do not want to be bothered by scores. I will do it, but at my own time. You do not have to rush me, I will do my own rushing. Please, I need the rest.

Thank you.

And if you step on the trap outside of the door, good riddance.

*Spits*

-Cap'n