Where did they go?

I'm always curious to find out where all the youngsters have gone these days. Trust me, I've checked from the Fourth Bridge to the Yellow Depths. But they seem nowhere to be found. Even in that newfangled town on the outer reaches... What was that name again? Facebook? It seems as though they aren't there. Plenty of activities there I'll say, but everyone cooped up in their own homes, not out in the streets, talking, walking, and living I'll say. It seems almost a ghost town.

Brr.

-The Cap'n