Thursday, December 18, 2008

A letter to Santa

Dear Santa,

How are you? Well, i know i'm not really qualified to request for a present and all that because i've been mouthing off my math teacher.. But how about if i request a present for someone else?

Well, I do hope that you get yourself a GSM 2000 Nitch and Lite rocket powered boots(You know, the ones that the military uses but never tells anyone). They are really zippy and will get you round the world in seconds(Very useful too for delivering presents through the windows of HDB flats). Oh yes, i sincerely apologise for the lack of any lack of parking lots on christmas night because singapore is a very small place you see?

But if you do manage to find one, i have enclosed a weekend parking ticket just for your sleigh(so you don't have to waste time and breath cursing the samman auntie).

Oh, yes, just in case, i have too enclosed a empty cashcard and a cashcard reader just in case you run into any erp gantries that might still be open during that time to 'ease' traffic congestion. Just remember to top it up. I heard that got samman if you drive.. Wait, fly through the gantry without a loaded cashcard.

Merry christmas!
-Javier and Alson

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